onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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"I couldn’t love you
if I tried. I’m not trying.
I don’t intend to."
r.l.m, a haiku on not giving your love to those who don’t deserve it. when in doubt, love yourself. (via bluecheeseandchilipeppers)
"The Baudelaires all have different tastes, as it should be. Violet, with her talent for invention, enjoys the work of Jules Verne and Rube Goldberg. Klaus, perhaps the most serious reader of the siblings, prefers works by Ellen Raskin and Vladimir Nabokov. And Sunny, with her enormous teeth and growing interest in cookery, will probably enjoy the works of Bram Stoker and M.F.K. Fisher, as she grows older."
Lemony Snicket on what Violet, Klaus, and Sunny’s favorite books are (via 667darkavenue)
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month
"When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else compliments you, then compliment yourself. It’s not up to other people to keep you encouraged. It’s up to you. Encouragement should come from the inside."
Joel Osteen (via fullybalanced)

bunniesandbeheadings:

i walk into the club like “hey where are all the jacobins?” 

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

ME

"hot damn bucky barnes"
literally everyone (via katee-)